PINK - U AND UR HAND
Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Oh
Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Oh
Check It Out Going Out On The Late Night
Looking Tight Feeling Nice It's A Cock Fight
I Can Tell I Just Know That It's Going Down, Tonight
At The Door We Don't Wait 'Cause We Know Them
At The Bar Six Shots Just Beginning
That's When Dick Head Put His Hands On Me, But You See
I'm Not Here For Your Entertainment
You Don't Really Wanna Mess With Me Tonight
Just Stop And Take A Second
I Was Fine Before You Walked Into My Life
'Cause You Know It's Over, Before It Began
Keep Your Drink Just Give Me The Money
It's Just You And Your Hand Tonight
Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Oh
Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Oh
Midnight I'm Drunk I Don't Give A Fuck
Wanna Dance By Myself Guess You're Out Of Luck
Don't Touch Back Up I'm Not The One, Bye-Bye
Listen Up It's Just Not Happening
You Can Say What You Want To Your Boyfriends
Just Let Me Have My Fun Tonight, A'ight?
I'm Not Here For Your Entertainment
You Don't Really Wanna Mess With Me Tonight
Just Stop And Take A Second
I Was Fine Before You Walked Into My Life
'Cause You Know It's Over, Before It Began
Keep Your Drink Just Give Me The Money
It's Just You And Your Hand Tonight
Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Oh
Break, Break, Break, Break, Break It Down
In The Corner With Your Boys You'd Bet 'Em Five Bucks
To Get The Girl That Just Walked In But She Thinks You Suck
We Didn't Get All Dressed Up Just For You To See
So Quit Spilling Your Drinks On Me, Yeah
(Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Oh) You Know Who You Are
High Fiving Talking Shit (Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh)
But You're Going Home Alone, Aren't You? 'Cause
I'm Not Here For Your Entertainment (No)
You Don't Really Wanna Mess With Me Tonight
Just Stop And Take A Second (Just Stop And Take A Second)
I Was Fine Before You Walked Into My Life
'Cause You Know It's Over (Know It's Over), Before It Began
Keep Your Drink Just Give Me The Money
It's Just You And Your Hand Tonight (It's Just You And Your Hand)
I'm Not Here For Your Entertainment (No-No-No)
You Don't Really Wanna Mess With Me Tonight
Just Stop And Take A Second (Just Take A Second)
I Was Fine Before You Walked Into My Life
'Cause You Know It's Over, Before It Began
Keep Your Drink Just Give Me The Money
It's Just You And Your Hand Tonight, Hand, Oh-Oh
SONG FACTS
Writer(s): Pink, Max Martin, Lukasz Gottwald, Rami Yacoub
Producer(s): Max Martin, Dr. Luke
In This Song, Pink Sings From The Perspective Of A Girl Who Is At A Bar, Having A Good Time Until A Guy Comes On To Her And Puts His Hands On Her. Bad Move: Pink Isn't Looking For A Guy Who Sees Her As His Entertainment For The Evening, And She Doesn't Want Him To Buy Her A Drink. She Makes It Very Clear That All He'll Be Going Home With This Night Is His Hand.
This Was Prominently Featured On The Syfy Series 12 Monkeys In The 2018 Episode "Die Glocke." When The Time-Travel Team Goes Back To The 1940s To Steal An Artifact At A Nazi Gala, Jennifer Goines (Emily Hampshire) Distracts The Nazis With Her Performance Of This Song.
Pink Is One Of The Few Pop Stars Who Wasn't A Big Prince Fan, But She Used His Naming Convention On This Track, Making It "U And Ur Hand" Instead Of "You And Your Hand."
The Producers Of American Idol Thought A Song That References Masturbation Was Too Hot To Handle And Asked Pink To Rewrite It As "U And Ur Heart" For Her Appearance On The Show. Pink Recalled Her Reaction In A Radio Interview With Australia's The Kyle And Jackie O Show, Saying, "You Want Me To Rewrite My Song For You. For American F---Ing Idol? What Does That Even Mean, How Do You Have Sex With Your Heart?" She Ended Up Singing "Who Knew."
Pink's Longtime Director Dave Meyers Helmed The Music Video, Which Casts Pink As The Tough But Glamorous Lady Delish, A Woman On The Prowl For A Quality Man. In A Garage, We Learn She Appreciates Cars More Than Guys, Because Cars Are More Reliable. She Works Out Her Frustrations In The Gym On A Punching Bag With A Man Drawn On It Before Heading To Various Locales, Including A Tea Garden, A Rooftop Bar, And The Gala Where She Meets And Rejects "Daddy Dick." Delish Returns Home Alone And Lounges On Her Bed, Where She Boxes Up A Package Of Vaseline To Send Him (And His Hand).
Pink Adopted Several Different Looks For The Video, Which Were Time Consuming To Put Together. "It Was Four Hours Of Makeup And One Hour Of Shooting For Every Different Look In The Video," She Told Mtv. "I'll Never Do It Again, So Enjoy It! Because It Sucked." One Particular Style That Was Challenging Was Her Lacy Body Covering In The Bedroom Sequence. Pieces Of The Black Lace Were Carefully Trimmed And Pasted All Over Her Body. The Precision Was Necessary When Handling The Expensive Fabric, Which Was Imported From France And Cost About $300 Per Yard.
This Was Used On The Tv Show Friday Night Lights In The 2007 Episode "Blinders."